You know what really grinds my gears? The Giants have a charismatic closer who always brings the game to the edge and (usually) comes out on top. This dude should be nationally famous, and the Bay Area media has let him down. Call this mofo the beach boy! For those of you who don’t like music, Brian Wilson is the name of one of the founding members of a kick ass band, The Beach Boys. I’m hoping there has been a newspaper headline or two that I’ve missed about it, but it’s not enough. The amount of cliché one liners we could use to describe his outings based on song lyrics would be an insurmountable force. So F-you Bay Area, I’m starting it myself.